The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

Jackpot! — I never thought I would meet a guy who wanted to get pegged on the first date. Normally it takes months of assuring him of his manhood before he even lets you slide in a finger let alone a cucumber sized strap on. Anyhow, we were making out in the…

But first, here is a short catalog of my sexual expectations. — Congratulations! You have booked your trip to the land of Christine. You’re in for an exciting journey. I’ve prepared this guide to help prepare you for success. I know, I’m pathetic. But this will work better for both of us, trust me. This is how to really make me happy. Adoration, praise, and awe at my sexiness …

I prefer “dancing with my delicate budgie’s tongue.” — I know, she looks a little grumpy and he looks resigned. They really need to read this article. Eating out is going to Waffle House. Dancing with my delicate budgie’s tongue is the opposite of going to Waffle House. Let me show you how to make music with your jaw…

OK, you guys hooked up and it was great and you are hoping to move things to the next level — LTR? Maybe, right? You don’t know. But you don’t want to just go over to his house and bang some more. You want to see how you guys operate…

I have three great ideas — Maybe it’s your time of the month and you’re not in the “I Love Period Sex” club. Maybe you’re not in the mood to get fucked. Men, as you may know, are always, always, always in the mood to get off. So it might just be handjob time. Don’t look…

Six sorority sisters and I had sex with one guy — It wasn’t planned. But somehow after a party at our house, everybody left except this one hot guy, Roy. There were two girls kind of vying for his affections, when one of my sisters, the brassy one I will call Cath, said, “Stop arguing girls, why don’t we all fuck…

I know, it seems obvious — I had been on a date with a bad kisser or two. The third time it happened I decided to take matters into my own hands. I liked the person. I just didn’t like the way they kissed. But how do you teach someone how to make out properly? I…

Men who don’t will never get what they want — It occurred to me like an epiphany how different men and women are when it comes to sex and romance. For me, anyway, sex and romance is an exciting story that I like to get swept up in. …