The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

Look there are a lot of signs that you are being cheated on. I don’t want to make you paranoid, but did you know that if you have a boyfriend or a husband, it is statistically more likely that he has cheated on you than it is that he has…

My fantasy life is almost entirely centered around girl athletes. — It’s feminism but it’s also really not feminism because I end up totally objectifying my feminist athlete heroes and having my way with them in my fantasies. That’s because I have an unwholesome mind, and I apologize to all you great ladies of sports. I just have these thoughts —…

Please enjoy — I have always had a one-track mind, so when I listen to these old songs my parents used to play around the house, I would just assume they were obliquely referring to various sex acts. I found it very arousing. Double entendres and risqué innuendo are much more exciting than…

A true story — I went to see a new gyno for a routine exam. Only it’s never routine for me. God damn it all. The lady put some gloves on and inserted her fingers into my vagina and said, “Oh my.” I was used to that. My previous gyno and the one before…

Top ten reasons — I don’t like any of your chairs. I don’t like your sofa. I do like your face. It looks soft. It might actually shut you up for a few minutes. You’ve been talking my ear off, blabbermouth. …

And how to ensure that she falls head over heels for you! — Are you frustrated that you haven’t found the one? Are women not falling head over heels for you? Do women seem held back, and blocked from expressing their complete and utter passion for you? Have you: — blamed your hotness level, and decided maybe you’re not handsome and sexy enough? …

Forget oat milk. Milking the walnut is all the rage at P Bar. — Gloria Swenson only discovered prostate milking about a year ago. “My boyfriend suggested I poke the purple plum while I was giving him a blow job,” she explains. “I had no idea what he was talking about.” “I’d like you to tickle my shitoris,” explained Gloria’s boyfriend. “Your what?” Gloria…

Polite girls do not slurp their love snot — This pandemic is limping to an end at last, and I feel a threesome in my near future. There is a sexy young woman Aron and I were both flirting with just before the lockdown who has texted that she wants to get together — just the three of us…