The Ecstatic Joys of the Rim

And I don’t mean basketball

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There are few things as enjoyable in life as getting a rim job, no lie. Have you never been so lucky? Sorry! Here’s what you missed:

1. A horrifying feeling as you realize there is another human being with his tongue on your ass.
2. A disgusted feeling as you remember that this is something that dogs do, not humans.