He Married The Perfect Woman!

A modern horror story.

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Yes, Richard should have seen the signs. First of all, his wife was delivered by Amazon in a box. That should have been a clue, right there. But Richard, well, you’ll see…Secondly, Miranda was perfect. In every way. Yeah, that also should have been a red flag. Women are great, sure, but we’re not perfect. Lower your expectations, dudes. More! Otherwise, you might end up like…