photo: SexArt

Come With Me For A Sexy Weekend By The Sea

All expenses paid by a wealthy, sexy, very wonderful douchebag who drives me crazy

I hadn’t seen the very rich hedge fund douchebag I dated, Andrew, for almost two years. I got a text saying he was coming to Spain and an invitation to meet him in Marbella, for a weekend of rest and relaxation, no sex required. He missed my company.