Every girl craves one for Valentine’s Day! — Valentines Day is coming up, boys. It can be quite expensive, I know. We demand to go to an expensive restaurant and how are you actually going to get a reservation now? It’s too late. Forget about it, unless you want to slip the maître d’ couple hundred buckaroos. But…

The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

A quick start guide — The brain The brain is an annoying, useless appendage that sits in the middle of your skull and causes you no end of problems. Unfortunately, it cannot be removed — if it is taken out, you will die. But there is one thing that helps. It’s called boinking your brains out. Here’s how you do it. You…

Or do you leave him restless, weirded out and depressed after lovemaking? — Men are hard to read, that’s for sure. You have sex with a guy. It seemed to go well. Next thing you know he’s ghosting you? Was it something you said? Was it the way that you fucked? What went wrong, exactly? Now you’re going to be naturally gun shy…

Should I go for it or will my Mom hate me? — Dear Christine, I’m 18 and a freshman in college. But of course, I’m home right now doing classes online because of the pandemic. Long story short, I’ve been feeling really attracted to my stepfather lately. To make matters worse, my Mom had to go to a hotel to be quarantined…

Experts Weigh In — Analingus is a controversial topic. Some medical experts seem to think it might lead to E. coli. Others think that bum might taste bad and make you feel icky. I survey here a panel of experts who should know — they have all had the opportunity to give me analingus…

Whoops… — She was such a great fan. So devoted. She read every story, clapped, and usually commented. When she put in the comment to one of my stories that she lived in San Diego and if I was ever in the area I should call her up, I got curious. And…

I prefer “dancing with my delicate budgie’s tongue.” — I know, she looks a little grumpy and he looks resigned. They really need to read this article. Eating out is going to Waffle House. Dancing with my delicate budgie’s tongue is the opposite of going to Waffle House. Let me show you how to make music with your jaw…

Should I? — Dear Christine, I’m short of money and I’m thinking of becoming a sugar babe. I took out an ad and a nice rich guy from Beverly Hills answered, saying he wanted someone to hang out with once a month in exchange for paying my rent. What do you think? About…