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All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures

A sapphic smorgasbord of delights — I was going over my stories and was actually surprised to see how many lesbian stories there are. When I was young and first starting to exhibit attraction to girls, my very strict Catholic mother put the fear of god into me about it. She told me that God didn’t…

Sex

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All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures
All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures
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Eat. Pray. F*ck.

The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

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·2 hours ago

When a Man Loses His Erection

Please don’t blame yourself ladies — There are two separate categories of erectile dysfunction, as it is called in creepy TV ads. I will deal with them both. Let’s start with the first, and perhaps the most common among couples — he loses his hard-on halfway through lovemaking. Wow, that can really be a bummer. You…

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When a Man Loses His Erection
When a Man Loses His Erection
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True Confessional

·1 day ago

Please Don’t Call It Doggie Style

There’s nothing diminutive about the man I want in my bed — “Dog style” I could live with. But doggie? Like the doggie in the window? No, I am not going to have sex with a man who’s like a puppy in a pet shop window. I’m an exhibitionist, yes, but I have my limits. Plus, the whole “how much” thing. What…

Sex

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Please Don’t Call It Doggie Style
Please Don’t Call It Doggie Style
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True Confessional

·2 days ago

Should You Let Your Boyfriend Spray Willymilk In Your Face?

Top three reasons why you might, as a last resort, permit it. — It’s something we gals have to reckon with every now and then — thanks porn! Anyhow, I personally hate it, but there are times I’ll make an exception. Here are the top reasons you might actually let him picklesneeze in your mouth, face or on your boobs. “The protein shake” — Top three reasons you would let him chuck his custard in your mouth:

Sex

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Should You Let Your Boyfriend Spray Willymilk In Your Face?
Should You Let Your Boyfriend Spray Willymilk In Your Face?
Sex

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True Confessional

·4 days ago

A Story So Wild It Should Be Locked Up in a Cage, Transported To The Remotest Jungle, And Released Back Where It Belongs

Far From Civilization Where It Will Never Be Heard From Or Seen Again For As Long As We Decent Citizens Shall Live — A Horse Called Shadow So when I was 18, I got sent to work at a Christian summer camp by my evil stepmother because she wanted to get rid of me, oh and because I was a juvenile delinquent and in the grips of Satan, etc. My first job was to help lead the…

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A Story So Wild It Should Be Locked Up in a Cage, Transported To The Remotest Jungle, And Released…
A Story So Wild It Should Be Locked Up in a Cage, Transported To The Remotest Jungle, And Released…
Sex

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·5 days ago

Talk Dirty To Me, Baby

I want to feel naughty tonight, don’t you? — I dislike the term “dirty talk.” I dislike everything about it. Sex isn’t dirty. So when you talk sexy, you are not doing anything wrong or bad or dirty. That’s just old-fashioned. On the other hand, I get resentful if the first thing that comes out of a guy’s mouth…

Dating

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Talk Dirty To Me, Baby
Talk Dirty To Me, Baby
Dating

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·Nov 27

She Hired Me Because She Was Hot For Me

A female boss takes advantage of her position. — Was I attracted to her? Kind of, I guess. …

Sex

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She Hired Me Because She Was Hot For Me
She Hired Me Because She Was Hot For Me
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True Confessional

·Nov 26

The Five Sexual Tests

Find out if you are sexually compatible — OK, you guys hooked up and you are hoping to move things to the next level — LTR? Maybe, right? You don’t know. You can’t be sure. There is, of course, a series of sexual tests that your new partner must pass. If the new partner can’t pass these sexual…

Sex

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The Five Sexual Tests
The Five Sexual Tests
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True Confessional

·Nov 25

I Pretend My Boyfriend Is Someone Else When We Have Sex

Is that wrong? — It Was Great — At First My wonderful boyfriend Oliver with his kind of overweight Dad bod, would pretend to be this “worker”, who did a manly job and spent a lot of time in the gym. See, Oliver does an office job and spends a lot of time in Italian restaurants shoveling down pasta. But…

Sex

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I Pretend My Boyfriend Is Someone Else When We Have Sex
I Pretend My Boyfriend Is Someone Else When We Have Sex
Sex

15 min read

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