The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

And I love it! — Hidden vibrating devices are all the rage for cheaters in tournaments these days. Did you hear about this Swedish guy, accused of concealing a vibrating device in his ass to win in chess?

One of the few things I am any good at. — I used to be shy. I used to think I had to be real. I didn’t want to pretend. What a mistake. One day, after an awkward conversation talking “seriously” with some jerk in middle school, I asked my mom, “How do you talk to a guy you like?” “Wear…

I just can’t get enough! — It wasn’t like Eyes Wide Shut or anything like that. There were no blindfolds or nondescript vans transporting us girls to the undisclosed location. No, my friend Donna and I took a cab together into the hills to get there. I could take you there tomorrow and show you the…

I’ve had while not at the spa — In this golden age of free porn, a lot of young guys seem to be basing their sex life on what they see on Pornhub. …

One good turn over deserves another. — He DM’d me the next morning. I got it at work. “That was next level.” I blushed. I was in the middle of a corporate meeting. There were six guys looking at me. I realized I had just been called on to contribute to the meeting. …

I’m planning a visit to your city, Girl In Prague. Can you recommend any sites or activities? — Dear hot woman who lives in Prague, I know we’ve exchanged a few friendly notes and even emails about the great writing here on Medium, and we’ve kept it strictly business. A Confession I went on your social media and saw some photos of you. You are very beautiful. …

New Dyson vacuum cleaner will suck the mobility right out of your sperm — The sexy frau who invented the testicle bath. I guess you just lower his testicles down into that mini vacuum cleaner attachment there. Finally, contraception has been batted into the men’s court. Women, take a break. You’ve been carrying the contraceptive team these past six decades since the sexual revolution…

Confessions of Kirk, your favorite stud. — Out of respect for her anonymity, I will just call her C_____. I don’t know when it first happened. We had been together about three times, and it was just fun, you know, nothing serious. Then she texted me saying she wanted me to go to a party with her…