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All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures

A sapphic smorgasbord of delights — I was going over my stories and was actually surprised to see how many lesbian stories there are. When I was young and first starting to exhibit attraction to girls, my very strict Catholic mother put the fear of god into me about it. …

Sex

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All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures
All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures
Sex

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Eat. Pray. F*ck.

The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

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Published in Sexography

·2 days ago

“F*ck Me, Daddy!”

What women actually mean when they say that We get into a kind of zone during lovemaking and things come out of our mouth, almost automatically. Once I was having sex and the guy said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” I stopped him and said in a serious voice, “My daddy is Randolph Stevens. Why? Do you want…

Humor

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“F*ck Me, Daddy!”
“F*ck Me, Daddy!”
Humor

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Published in MyErotica.com

·3 days ago

I Made Her Cum Ten Times

And she still wanted more! My kinda gal! — Christine was nervous. She was very nervous. We met at that convention. We had a few drinks. She was sure to mention that she was living with her boyfriend in Barcelona and that he was extremely jealous. “Yeah, well Barcelona is a long way away,” I said. And she laughed. …

Sexuality

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I Made Her Cum Ten Times
I Made Her Cum Ten Times
Sexuality

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Published in Sexography

·6 days ago

What Should A Man Say At The “Moment Of Truth”?

As he approaches the “crisis”, it’s important for him to choose his words wisely. Here’s a guide. — So my girlfriends and I were swapping stories the other day and one of them, Sierra, claimed that her boyfriend said “f*ck you!” as he was about to finish. “F*ck you, f*ck you!” he said. And then he finished. Sierra was shocked. After a few minutes of lying there together…

Humor

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What Should A Man Say At The “Moment Of Truth”?
What Should A Man Say At The “Moment Of Truth”?
Humor

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Published in Sexography

·Jan 20

All Brides-To-Be Should Have One Last Fling Before The Wedding

This is your last chance for a bit of strange cock, honey. — Aright, I got a nice year and a half reprieve from having to go to weddings — thanks COVID! But now the invitations are rolling in. Couples just can’t wait any longer. They’re gonna tie the knot even if it kills them — and us too. Been to a big…

Sex

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All Brides-To-Be Should Have One Last Fling Before The Wedding
All Brides-To-Be Should Have One Last Fling Before The Wedding
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Published in Sexography

·Jan 18

What’s The Difference Between Sex With A Satanist And Sex With A Devoted Catholic?

Inquiring minds want to know! — On Thursday I had a date with a Satanist named Balam. Satanism is a kind of booming movement here in Europe, and nothing like the cliche image — no animal sacrifice, no evil. It’s just fun. Then on Saturday, as it happens, I went out with this very, very Catholic…

Sexuality

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What’s The Difference Between Sex With A Satanist And Sex With A Devoted Catholic?
What’s The Difference Between Sex With A Satanist And Sex With A Devoted Catholic?
Sexuality

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Published in MyErotica.com

·Jan 15

My Bodyguard Stands Watch While I Have Sex

His orders: don’t take your eyes off me. — Yeah, this is a little different from the Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner story. I mean, less wholesome, and I think a lot sexier. I got a bodyguard a few weeks ago. My pussy had become a threat to my personal safety. Yes, this damn vagina left a lot of deranged males…

Sex

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My Bodyguard Stands Watch While I Have Sex
My Bodyguard Stands Watch While I Have Sex
Sex

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Published in Sexography

·Jan 14

The Three Things Men Are Better at than Women in Bed

Finally, some kudos for the guys — you’re not all bad, fellas! — I know, I know, it’s impossible, inadvisable, and offensive to generalize about genders this way, so I want to make clear right off that I am talking about my experience and my experience alone. …

Sex

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The Three Things Men Are Better at than Women in Bed
The Three Things Men Are Better at than Women in Bed
Sex

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Published in Sexography

·Jan 9

Are You Kissing Wrong?

The secret to kissing is not what you think it is. It’s something else. — As a bisexual, I have a special perspective on the gentle art of smooching. I’m not saying any gender is better at kissing, because that would be biased, sexist and not right. However, women are much better kissers, by about a million to one. Sorry guys. Don’t worry about it…

Sex

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Are You Kissing Wrong?
Are You Kissing Wrong?
Sex

8 min read

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