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All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures

A sapphic smorgasbord of delights — I was going over my stories and was actually surprised to see how many lesbian stories there are. When I was young and first starting to exhibit attraction to girls, my very strict Catholic mother put the fear of god into me about it. …

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All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures
All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures
Sex

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Eat. Pray. F*ck.

The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

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Sex

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Sexography

·4 days ago

How to Become a Sexpert

Practice, practice, practice! — I’ve been writing about sex here on Medium for a couple years now. I guess I’ve spent that time earning what might as well be a Ph.D. in the Nasty. I know all about how to please women, how to please men, how to please transgender, what makes a good…

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How to Become a Sexpert
How to Become a Sexpert
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Sexography

·6 days ago

How To Have A “Spectacular Adventure” In Bed

With an amazing female stimulating gel! — So my new boyfriend, , and I were going to have sex and I was pretty excited. I ripped his clothes off and threw him on the bed. I was about to ravage him when he said, “Wait, I have something for you.” “Yes, you do. Look at it, standing…

Sex

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How To Have A “Spectacular Adventure” In Bed
How To Have A “Spectacular Adventure” In Bed
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Sexography

·May 22

Are You His Girlfriend Or His F**k Buddy

Seven scenarios to help you decide. — 1. He really goes crazy when he has sex with you. At the moment of orgasm he cries out, “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can’t believe this!” WHO ARE YOU? His fuck buddy. He’s getting this pleasure at absolutely NO EMOTIONAL COST to him — hell yes he can’t believe it. 2. At the moment you make the slightest critical comment toward him, he cries out, “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can’t believe this!”

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Are You His Girlfriend Or His F**k Buddy
Are You His Girlfriend Or His F**k Buddy
Humor

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MyErotica.com

·May 21

My Boyfriend Films Me While I Play With A Stranger

Is that wrong? — I want to go online tonight with you. I can’t help it, I know it’s wrong. But goddamn it, Daniel, I want to do this. I know you have a wife of thirty years and a grown child. This is not going to threaten that, I promise you. I don’t…

Sexuality

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My Boyfriend Films Me While I Play With A Stranger
My Boyfriend Films Me While I Play With A Stranger
Sexuality

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Sexography

·May 19

Test Your Knowledge of Sexual Slang

I don’t know why I gave myself this challenge. It is possible I have lost my mind. But I have written a fairy tale of sexual slang terms. — See how many sexual terms you recognize. Maybe you’re like me and you love obscure sexual slang. Or maybe you’re like me, and slightly deranged. Don’t worry, it is a perfectly natural result of isolation and desolation. Anyhow, the first person to identify all 48 slang terms in this fairy…

Sex

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Test Your Knowledge of Sexual Slang
Test Your Knowledge of Sexual Slang
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Sexography

·May 17

Five Myths Penises Wish Females Would Stop Believing

Where do women get these dumb ideas anyway? — Written by Your Average Penis 1. The myth that just because I get big and hard when I’m around you and throw up that my owner is somehow in love with you. He’s not, okay. Newsflash: I’M THE ONE in love with you. I’m the one that got him to swipe right. I’m the one that brought his body to your door. I’m the one that instructed him to make some witty comments during your first coffee date. I’m the one who…

Humor

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Five Myths Penises Wish Females Would Stop Believing
Five Myths Penises Wish Females Would Stop Believing
Humor

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Sexography

·May 14

How to Convince Your Personal Trainer to Have Sex With You

Just once, you swear, and then it will be totally back to normal — Personal trainers are hot — men or women. But they don’t want to fuck their clients because — well, that’s their livelihood. They probably already fucked a client, he or she got mad at them for whatever reason, and then they lost that money. So now, even if they are…

Sex

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How to Convince Your Personal Trainer to Have Sex With You
How to Convince Your Personal Trainer to Have Sex With You
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Sexography

·May 11

How to Pleasure Yourself During Your Work Zoom Conference

Because let’s face it, you’re bored to tears — The pandemic ended by the endless Zoom calls continued, somehow. They say remote work is supposedly “over”, but most of my friends spend hours every day at work bleary-eyed looking at their colleagues in little black squares on their computer screen. There’s only one way to make it bearable. …

Sex

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How to Pleasure Yourself During Your Work Zoom Conference
How to Pleasure Yourself During Your Work Zoom Conference
Sex

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