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All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures

A sapphic smorgasbord of delights — I was going over my stories and was actually surprised to see how many lesbian stories there are. When I was young and first starting to exhibit attraction to girls, my very strict Catholic mother put the fear of god into me about it. …

Sex

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All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures
All My Lesbian and Bi Adventures
Sex

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Eat. Pray. F*ck.

The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

Sex

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Sex

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Published in Sexography

·23 hours ago

Number One Blatant Sign That They Are Cheating On You

Look there are a lot of signs that you are being cheated on. I don’t want to make you paranoid, but did you know that if you have a boyfriend or a husband, it is statistically more likely that he has cheated on you than it is that he has…

Humor

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Number One Blatant Sign That They Are Cheating On You
Number One Blatant Sign That They Are Cheating On You
Humor

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Published in Sexography

·Mar 15

I Have A Thing For Female Jocks

My fantasy life is almost entirely centered around girl athletes. — It’s feminism but it’s also really not feminism because I end up totally objectifying my feminist athlete heroes and having my way with them in my fantasies. That’s because I have an unwholesome mind, and I apologize to all you great ladies of sports. I just have these thoughts —…

Lesbian

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I Have A Thing For Female Jocks
I Have A Thing For Female Jocks
Lesbian

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Published in Sexography

·Mar 7

Five Songs That Are Probably About Butt Stuff

Please enjoy — I have always had a one-track mind, so when I listen to these old songs my parents used to play around the house, I would just assume they were obliquely referring to various sex acts. I found it very arousing. Double entendres and risqué innuendo are much more exciting than…

Humor

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Five Songs That Are Probably About Butt Stuff
Five Songs That Are Probably About Butt Stuff
Humor

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Published in Sexography

·Mar 2

My Vagina Is Special

A true story — I went to see a new gyno for a routine exam. Only it’s never routine for me. God damn it all. The lady put some gloves on and inserted her fingers into my vagina and said, “Oh my.” I was used to that. My previous gyno and the one before…

Sex

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My Vagina Is Special
My Vagina Is Special
Sex

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Published in Sexography

·Feb 24

Why I Want to Sit on Your Face

Top ten reasons — I don’t like any of your chairs. I don’t like your sofa. I do like your face. It looks soft. It might actually shut you up for a few minutes. You’ve been talking my ear off, blabbermouth. …

Humor

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Why I Want to Sit on Your Face
Why I Want to Sit on Your Face
Humor

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Published in Sexography

·Feb 16

How To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams

And how to ensure that she falls head over heels for you! — Are you frustrated that you haven’t found the one? Are women not falling head over heels for you? Do women seem held back, and blocked from expressing their complete and utter passion for you? Have you: — blamed your hotness level, and decided maybe you’re not handsome and sexy enough? …

Love

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How To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams
How To Get The Woman Of Your Dreams
Love

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Published in Sexography

·Feb 13

First Prostate Milk Dairy Opens In Los Angeles

Forget oat milk. Milking the walnut is all the rage at P Bar. — Gloria Swenson only discovered prostate milking about a year ago. “My boyfriend suggested I poke the purple plum while I was giving him a blow job,” she explains. “I had no idea what he was talking about.” “I’d like you to tickle my shitoris,” explained Gloria’s boyfriend. “Your what?” Gloria…

Sexuality

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First Prostate Milk Dairy Opens In Los Angeles
First Prostate Milk Dairy Opens In Los Angeles
Sexuality

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Published in Sexography

·Feb 8

Girls Guide to Spooge Swapping

Polite girls do not slurp their love snot — This pandemic is limping to an end at last, and I feel a threesome in my near future. There is a sexy young woman Aron and I were both flirting with just before the lockdown who has texted that she wants to get together — just the three of us…

Sex

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Girls Guide to Spooge Swapping
Girls Guide to Spooge Swapping
Sex

8 min read

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