Every girl craves one for Valentine’s Day! — Valentines Day is coming up, boys. It can be quite expensive, I know. We demand to go to an expensive restaurant and how are you actually going to get a reservation now? It’s too late. Forget about it, unless you want to slip the maître d’ couple hundred buckaroos. But…

The series so far — She left her boyfriend and arrived in Rome with only one plan — to begin eating, praying and f*cking her way through Europe, so that she might have fun sexual adventures and something to write about and for you to enjoy. This is how it’s going so far. My First Italian Sausage Even more delicious than I had dreamed it would be!medium.com When In Rome, Don’t Wear A Short Skirt Unless you want to start a riot and get your cardio workout for the daymedium.com

These four techniques will get you started — So you want it a little rougher, eh? Don’t worry, I won’t tell your sisters in the feminist book club. It will be our little secret darling. I can’t blame you. It gets a little cringy, all this sensitivity and respect. A girl sometimes wants to be manhandled, don’t ask…

Why is it so much hotter than sex with regular people? — I’m sorry, it just is. Celebrities are magic, didn’t you know that? How can an accountant compete with Brad Pitt? I have had sex with Brad Pitt, by the way, but only in my mind. You can read about it here. The thing about celebrities is that they are so…

One thing leads to another… and then another! — So before the pandemic, Nickie was living with this dude named Jason who, she complained, had been going out to the boonies to ride his dirt bike every Saturday, and leaving her alone and lonely. I told her I would be happy to come over on Saturdays and hang out…

Here’s why. — Alright…it’s not my fault, it can’t be. These psychotherapists know better. I’ve had seven psychotherapists in my life. I’ve fucked five of them. And the other two wanted to fuck me, but they had ethics and disqualified themselves from seeing me any more, because they had “developed an attraction,” as…

Do you really want to know? — Relationships are all about connection, but of course, many of us get shy with the new person we just started dating. Here’s a helpful bunch of questions with very questionable analysis to follow which will keep you on track in forming a strong foundation for your new romance. While some…

Why I’m a fan of the “don’t come near me” look. — I’m really going all out today, so sit back and enjoy! In this blog, I’m going to not only give you the top three warning signs of RBF. I’m also going to provide you with: — A quiz to see if you suffer from the disorder. …

Find out the truth about your character once and for all — Do you wonder if you are a sinner or a saint? Maybe something in between? Most of us would probably veer a little toward the saint side when apprising our own moral character. But we’re not entirely sure how good or how bad we are. Never mind. Scientists at Tik…